Alex Chen 07/15 3751
Donald Trump goes into a restaurant,sits down in a booth, and looks over the menu.
His waitress comes along, wearing a #feelthebern button on her apron and a “Bernie Sanders 2016” wristband on.After ordering his food , Trump asks her,
“I’m just curious,why do you support Bernie Sanders?”
Her eyes widen as she says,
“Bernie says it’s not fair that rich people like you have all the money,while poor people get nothing! The poor know how to use their money way better than the rich do!We need socialism in this country!”
After Trump is finished eating, he pays the tab and leaves the restaurant.
The waitress runs after him, fuming mad.
She yells,”Hey!You didn’t leave a tip, you jerk!Don’t you know how hard I work?!”
Trump says “Of course I know how hard you work.But I just gave your tip to the homeless guy sleeping in the parking lot.I figured it wasn’t fair that you got all the tips, and he got none. After all, he’d know how to use the money better than you would. Enjoy your socialism!”